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dutchess is luscious. [May. 31st, 2005|11:22 pm]
[feels pretty day-um | suggestive eyebrow'd.]
[whachu spinnin? |live cembzies are so hot right now]

this is my future life partner. )

but seriously, who needs josh hartnett?





that is all.
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there is a city by the sea.i know i need unique new york. [Apr. 19th, 2005|10:38 pm]
[feels pretty day-um | putt-off-ing.]
[whachu spinnin? |myla goldberg.]

second semester research papers:
1. they were due monday.
2. i got a one-week extension for saying i had to help smuggle my immigrant cousin across the mexican border. i am NOT kidding.
3. i think my topic is 'the history of gum in the united states.' maybe.
4. i haven't started researching.
5. rebecca was going to write it for me. My initial offer was $35, then maddie raised the stakes to $50. but, wholesome rebeccs didn't want her 'academic integrity to be tarnished'. psh, sucks to my ass-mar.
6. joe titled his paper 'THEE spanish inquisition'. with two e's@$#%@, >lyfe.
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disssssss! [Apr. 10th, 2005|06:06 pm]
[feels pretty day-um | day-um!]
[whachu spinnin? |belle and seb.]

this would've been the best day of my life. )
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(no subject) [Apr. 7th, 2005|09:07 pm]
[feels pretty day-um | face?]
[whachu spinnin? |Chants by the shahokee tribal trackzz]

jammin in japan time is offishhhh ovzzz. no cute asian boys werrr in sight. damn

I didn't make the straight A's list? apcovijma;wlekrnq-39jaljg-4ujabnm;lkaa'fF˚¬¬˚lk

shit, i'm a muthafuckin RENEGADE. except that i have like four years of spanish work to make up.

I have a new love of the life. his name is Chenbo. ahhhhhhggggg--- CHEEEEENBOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I missed the arts fair. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN....?
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and you are beautiful, but you don't mean a thing to me. [Apr. 4th, 2005|04:02 am]
[feels pretty day-um | SEWWWME.]
[whachu spinnin? |death cab? no. ellsmith,]

so, this brings me to another topic: i really dislike girlfriends. actually, i really hate them. like, it makes absolutely no sense that just because you find yourself in a relationship, it becomes socially acceptable to morph into a crazy person and suddenly use "caring" for someone as an excuse for being a petty, mopey bitch after 5 minutes apart from your "romeo."

it's good that i've never been one for serious, otherwise i'd probably start to be really self-loathing or something.

so i'm also in the country of japan right now. big picture post when i get back.
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she tells me to call her sheila bean and smells like an old person's lampshade [Mar. 29th, 2005|01:15 pm]
[feels pretty day-um | y0.]
[whachu spinnin? |beulah - emma blowgun's last stannnd.]

&edit: sheila has arrived. for those of you who don't know the wonders of my step-grandmother, sheila...let's just say that she is, in no way, a stranger to the family liquor cabinet.

sheila's-play-of-the-day:

sheila: that plane ride was a bitch and a half (imagine this being spoken with a southern twang). i'm up for scotch, anyone else?
my mom: sheila, it's 10 in the morning.
sheila: true, brandy it is then.
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i don't want somebody to love me, just give me sex whenever i want it? [Mar. 22nd, 2005|10:50 pm]
[feels pretty day-um | ???]
[whachu spinnin? |instantpleasureomgzILY.]

1. the song 'instant pleasure' by rufus wainwright very accurately express my feelings towards life.
2. whenever i drink hot chocolate, i have to have a glass of really cold water with it. weird.
3. spring break is in three days.
4. the 'back' button on my phone officially killed itself today.
5. i had mr. kram here he is. ) for my spanish sub. and honestly, anything mr. kram is a part of is automatically a HeLlA good partay.
6. i think i have a lucky bra.
7. i really want the new decemberists cd. like, really, really want.
8. guess who drank an entire bottle of orangina by herself just now?
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don't change your name, keep it the same,,, [Feb. 8th, 2005|04:55 pm]
[feels pretty day-um | attwactive mouf.]
[whachu spinnin? |A.M. 180 - Grandaddz.]

so i lost my permit a few days ago. and with my great math skills, 'a few days,' is the same as about 5 weeks. I was nervous, cause I've driven alot since I lost it, but today someone mailed it to me. Attached, there was a letter that read:

We found this in Shaw Park, next to quite a few empty beer cans. Call if you have any questions. 727-3213.
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updating just to update. [Feb. 1st, 2005|09:44 pm]
[feels pretty day-um | botox?]
[whachu spinnin? |high and dry]

i love thai food.
espesically when it's cheap, like at thai pizza place.

my mom got a book called 'ebonics for dummies' that some local guy was selling out of a little red wagon in the loop. she wants to get in touch with 'urban youth.'
seriously, like, i'm not kidding.

moral of the story is that today, the back button on my phone killed itself. deeeeaym
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(no subject) [Jan. 25th, 2005|10:57 pm]
[feels pretty day-um | hawt.]
[whachu spinnin? |so much pavement.]

i drew on my walls with crayons.
i drew flowers, clouds, my name, 'attractive', and a gopher? cool.
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